He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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