If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he thought i was a dude.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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