butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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