dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Im part way to drunk.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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