I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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