I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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