The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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