you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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