Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pappa wants mamma naked
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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