are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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