Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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