Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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