Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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