She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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