Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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