Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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