So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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