I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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