omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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