he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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