so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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