Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
