her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I didn't notice because vodka
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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