i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
