Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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