My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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