I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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