the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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