I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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