this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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