I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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