his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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