What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
