After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Randomize
