but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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