my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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