is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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