He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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