I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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