Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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