We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The beer is more important than you right now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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