I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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