i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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