Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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