I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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