Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You are the jesus of drinking
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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