My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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