Do you still have your period?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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