butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i out mim tonsoeep
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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