Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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