How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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