the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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