OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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