You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
