god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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